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    As I reduce my Tumblr time, these are my top 3 haunts:

    HP Spoonies Discord - Welcome Post

    Let’s be friends
    once the queue’s done–that’s all folks!

    AO3

     

  2. tim-official:

    tim-official:

    orcs would love going to costco

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    you get it

    (via laughconfetti)

    Tagged #lotr
     

  3. per4mancecheck:

    llazylizard:

    No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

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    (via og-fanofmyself)

     

  4. female-malice:

    funnytwittertweets:

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    growing six things and buying pasta at the store >>> uber eats

    don’t let snarky twitter posts discourage you from living sustainably

    (via og-fanofmyself)

     

  5. pseudocapsicum:

    pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird’s mouth confidently and without doubt

    (via og-fanofmyself)

    Tagged #wtfery
     

  6. mlgspacememe:

    tilthat:

    TIL Sharks love heavy metal because the low-frequency vibrations are similar to the sounds made by struggling fish

    via reddit.com

    I dare you to find a more metal sentence than “Sharks love heavy metal because it sounds like their dying prey”

    (via sadcatsoliloquy)

     
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  8. smilingformoney:

    Harry Potter characters and their reactions to covid

    James

    Doesn’t believe in covid. Continues going around maskless, doesn’t stay at home, pretends to have asthma when someone asks about his mask.

    Sirius

    Believes it’s real but doesn’t think it’s that serious. Says “it’s just a bad flu.” Isn’t opposed to wearing a mask but frequently forgets.

    Remus

    Caught covid early on. Suffers from long covid.

    Peter

    Gave Remus covid.

    Snape

    Wears a mask even just to take the bins out. Hasn’t been seen without plastic gloves on since 2019. Carries around a two-metre-long stick and pokes people who don’t socially distance.

    Hermione

    The same as Snape, minus the stick. Frequently yells at people for not wearing their mask. Makes passive aggressive posts on the neighbourhood Facebook page about people not following the guidelines.

    Harry

    Tries to follow the guidelines, but finds it all very confusing. Wears his mask backwards and upside down.

    Ron

    Wears his mask under his nose.

    Neville

    Hasn’t left the house since March 2020 because his grandmother is vulnerable.

    Dumbledore

    Reluctantly put his staff on furlough and took them off it as soon as he could. Will not adapt to home working.

    Draco

    Got his vaccine early because Father has connections. Thought he was invincible after he got the first jab. Caught covid one week before his second jab was scheduled.

    (via taciturnteacher)

     

  9. solasnarealtai-deactivated20221:

    Conversation with the authors - Part 1!

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    Click here to read The One: A Druna and Dravidia Story, a four-part series by @ovidialee and @solasnarealtai (wolfofwinterfell). Read below for the first installment of a discussion with the authors!

    O: I’m going to say one word. Ferret.


    W: I love prompts and finding ways to sort of test the boundaries with them, or explore different angles. So one day last year I received a message with a rather elaborate prompt regarding Severus and Draco. It felt entirely romantic to me, and since I firmly headcanon Severus as Draco’s godfather, that didn’t work for me. But there was a line about Draco talking to Severus about being turned into the ferret, and you and I latched onto that. I mean, obviously that’s been a big thing in the fandom for a while; it wasn’t like it was new to us. It just came on the heels of our collection about Lucius, and I don’t think we could let it go. I am glad we didn’t end up calling this Ferret when we published, though. (Also I’m laughing, but since this is text, you sadly can’t hear me.)


    O: Remember when we said we were going to aim for around 2000 words? I believe we used the term “sweet spot”


    W: I have trouble letting go of things, clearly. This was a hostage situation. Luna and Draco are my cohorts. Joking aside, I do have to laugh, because I have only ever written one multi-chapter fic in my life (years ago) and have only written one-shots since then. I can’t even write a paragraph with my own original characters. And then we open up our docs and just put out this novella. It’s hilarious we thought we could get this all out in a range of 4000-5000 words between the two of us. Looking back at that just makes me smile (fondly, of course).

    O: Yes I straight up cackle at our naïveté. The whole process was very fluid and I love how we just went with it. One thing our readers may not know is that we wrote this series out of order. I was the keeper of the timeline, and it did morph as we kept churning out material.


    W: Thank you again, by the way. Without that timeline we would have been…well, who knows where or when! Sorry, you know I like my dad jokes. I’ve never written something in conjunction with someone so cohesively, especially something that wasn’t absolutely rigid. We had points we really wanted to hit, and it didn’t really matter when we wrote that. Everything just clicked. Really the whole thing felt like a writers’ room.

    Read The One here

     

  10. januaryisnotanartist:

    Corn Flakes (the breakfast cereal) were allegedly made by Kellogs to be the most unsexy of Cereals, to make people less horny.

    Fanfic idea: Corn Flakes are the only other known cure to Sex Pollens

    (via quousque)

    Tagged #fanfiction
     

  11. adhd-vibes:

    adhd-vibes:

    adhd-vibes:

    it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

    right after i watch this short video

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    (via quousque)